The mobile virgin conversion unit

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

why do I even buy cat toys

tail: *moves*

cat: ah, we meet again.

I don’t suppose there’s a girlfriend waiting back home in Wales is there? Perhaps a boyfriend? No. But would there be, if you could?

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The seconds that last

#pascalcampion

this is real. absolute queen shit.

Lmfao damn it be ya own niggas!

Buddy with the cone wasn't havin it

Lmfao he bout sick of his shit 🤣

The dog with the cone wasn’t playing. 😭😭

Why did they draw eyebrows on only one dog? 😂😂

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

me when my ears dont work n im also a white man

I say this as someone who loves orchestral film scores, but The Leap of Faith scene in Spider-verse is so iconic for several reasons, one of which is the music. If it was an orchestral score, it would have sounded like any other film ever, especially with the recent trend of film scores relentlessly aping each other into increasingly vague homogeneity. ‘What’s Up Danger’ gives the scene something new, something bold, something striking … and something Miles Morales. This is the story of an urban black kid finding his own identity of Spider-Man rather than failing to fill the shoes left before him. This isn’t just a Spider-Man story, it’s a Miles Morales story, with all the aesthetic choices that entails. The aesthetic of the film oozes the concept of black urban youth, from the music to the street art-inspired visuals. Removing these elements would divorce it from what makes this Miles’ story. Also, ‘What’s Up Danger’ is a banger, so jot that down

This. Don’t diss my boy, Miles.

How the fuck can you call ‘What’s up Danger’ ‘awkward’??? What about that absolute hit is awkward??? How broken are that dude’s ears?

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell.