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will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

hp meme  2⁄12  quotes ⟶ albus dumbledore

My Hogwarts House designs! 

I hope you like them!

For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE

“Oh you may not think I’m pretty, But don’t judge on what you see, I’ll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can’t see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

watch me down a bottle of felix felicis and fistfight the whomping willow

Change of plans. My parents have decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He’s studying dragons there.

My Hogwarts House designs! 

I hope you like them!

For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE

“Oh you may not think I’m pretty, But don’t judge on what you see, I’ll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can’t see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that Arthur Weasley would NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN HIMSELF IF HE MET YOU. literally, your phone: how does it work? what does it do? why do you have to tap it? why are you tapping so fast? wHY DOES MY FACE HAVE DOG EARS ON IT?? WHY AREN’T THEY THERE IN REAL LIFE? ONLY ON THE SCREEN? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MOLLY I NEED ONE OF THESE DEVICES

Why are Kiss Cams at professional Quidditch matches not a popular HP fanfic trope yet????

IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN INSTEAD OF PANNING TO THE CROWD, THE KISS CAM FOCUSES ON THE TWO OPPOSING SEEKERS

BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS MAGICALLY FIXED TO SPOT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST CHEMISTRY 

IT GOT BETTER

BUT IMAGINE IF THE TWO SEEKERS STOPPED AND STARED AT EACH OTHER, FIGURE ‘FINE. FUCK IT’ AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AS THEY START LEANING IN, THIER LIPS THIS FREAKIN CLOSE TO EACH OTHER THEN SUDDENLY ONE OF THE SEEKERS THROWS HIS ARMS OUT BARELY MISSING THE OTHER’S EAR, PULLS BACK, THE SNITCH IS IN HIS HANDS. HE WINKS, AND FLIES AWAY.

WERE TALKING ABOUT DRACO AND HARRY RIGHT? THERES NO WAY THAT IT’S NOT THOSE TWO. AND I FEEL LIKE HARRY WOULD BE THE ONE TO CATCH THE SNITCH AND DRACO’S JUST LIKE ‘FUCK YOU, POTTER, I’LL GET YOU BACK’ AND HARRY’S LIKE ‘OH GOOD I WANTED THAT KISS STILL’ AND DRACO JUST GOES GRYFFINDOR RED.

Oh Draco would be so PISSED. And pleased at the same time. He wouldn’t know what to do with himself.