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This is a Tamora Pierce Appreciation tumblr, from Tortall to Emelan, to everything in between. Please note: We are not in any way affiliated with Tamora Pierce. We are just a couple of hardcore fans.
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Oh, and if Jess law 100% has a statue made out of bubblegum in the shape of Cal

Meanwhile, Toby 100% has a voodoo doll of Owen of Chas law that he uses out of jealousy

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Translation: Oh, and Owen of Jesslaw 100% has a statue made out of bubblefum in the shape of Kel

Meanwhile, Tobe 100% has a voodoo doll of Owen of Chas law that he uses out of jealousy

#siri butchers tortall#protector of the small#lady knight#tamora pierce#tortall#owen of jesslaw#tobeis boon
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Holly: Then, who the fuck has the blond mustache that grosses me the fuck out? Amanda: gary Amanda: probably Joren Amanda: thom probably had a gross pencil mustache that was red Amanda: did rosto have a mustache??? Amanda: george tried gluing a mustache on alanna once Holly: In all capital letters, George would never Amanda: but thom would talk alanna into it Amanda: we just never saw those letters Amanda: coram helped her do it one night Amanda you know who else has a mustache? Neal. Amanda: you know who else has a mustache because he wants to be all grown up like his role models? Owen Holly: Yuki would not allow Neil to have a mustache for more than a day. He would only be able to have it when he's out and about doing night things that takes him away from home for a month at a time. And ask for sweet baby Owen, he will have a baby face until he's 90 and dies. There will be no hair on that face. Holly: You and I are on the verge of our second ever fight.
#moustaches are gross#it's moustache not mustache#tamora pierce#protector of the small#song of the lioness#tortall
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I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go to your bookshelf, pull out Linus ramp and flip through to the part where Raul shows up to take a loaner on the boat back to chorus, and I need you to tell me what color Raul's parents. Because I swear on Miss Rose, that it is blonde in that book, but in protector of the small it is black.

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Translation: I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go to your bookshelf, pull out Lioness Rampant, and flip through to the part where Raoul shows up to take Alanna on the boat back to Corus. And I need you to tell me what color Raoul's moustache is, because I swear on Mithros that it is blonde in that book, but in Protector of the Small it is black.

#it only took amanda less than 10 seconds to prove me wrong#siri butchers tortall#protector of the small#lady knight#tamora pierce#tortall#raoul of goldenlake
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Holly: Do you think Raoul was jealous that Alanna revealed herself to Gary before him? Amanda: 100%. and then never lets her forget it. she probably told him she's pregnant with thom first so he can lord it over gary and jon Amanda: she might even tell him before george if he does the wounded puppy dog eyes at her. and we both know raoul has the best wounded puppy dog eyes
#tortall musings#tortall#tamora pierce#song of the lioness
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Holly: What the fuck happned to Tammy that caused her to come up with these fucking mechanical baby spirited monster things? Holly: Squire - 2000, Lady Knight - 2001, Magic Steps - 2000, Street Magic - 2001, Cold Fire - 2002, Shatterglass - 2003 Holly: Seriously, what was Tammy dealing with in the late 90s/early 00s? Those are all of the creepiest stories. Amanda: maybe that was her true crime phase
#worried about tammy#tortall musings#emelan musings#tamora pierce#tortall#protector of the small#emelan#the circle opens
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I am convinced that job is Gideon and the Griffin is Victor. I will be taking no further questions at this time.

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Translation: I am convinced that Tobe is Gideon and the griffin is Viktor. I will be taking no further questions at this time.

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**Note: Gideon and Viktor are Holly's cats

#siri butchers tortall#tamora pierce#tortall#protector of the small#squire
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I have not read a squire since I became a cat mom. And this baby Griffin is basically just a cat. Just throwing around the food and haven't had your temper tantrum and throwing up. It's food and scratching when it's not being paid attention to. I love this Griffin with all my heart.

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Translation: I have not read Squire since I became a cat mom. And this baby griffin is basically just a cat. Just throwing around food and having temper tantrums and throwing up its food and scratching when its not being paid attention to. I love this griffin with all my heart.

#siri butchers tortall#tamora pierce#tortall#protector of the small#squire#griffin
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It's kind of weird thinking about how Kelly is 14 years old and her best friend is a 19-year-old. That's that's like that's weird that's like somebody who graduated high school being best friends with like an eighth grader that's weird.

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Translation: It's kind of weird thinking about how Kel is 14 years old and her best friend is a 19-year-old. That's like, that's weird. That's like somebody who graduated high school being best friends with like an 8th grader. That's weird.

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fytortall

Ok so blanket statement that I don't think Neal is creepy or that his friendship with Kel is creepy. And I understand the context that Neal is older because he chose to start training at an older age. But sometimes, you're driving along, listening to the audiobook, and your mind starts to wander and you start to think about their age difference and then you start to think about the characters in other situations. That's all. Thank you to everyone who very is very passionate about supporting Nealan of Queenscove. Rest assured, this is now, always has been, and always will be, a pro-Neal account.

#protector of the small#squire#keladry of mindelan#nealan of queenscove#tamora pierce#tortall
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fytortall

If Raul hasn't taken his wire since he joined or took command of the king zone because he doesn't need one, since there are servants and all that crap but he has a Schoolwires room connected to his room what do you think has been using the squires room for for the past 20 well not 20 years but like 17 years?

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Translation: If Raoul hasn't a Squire since he joined or took command of the King's Own because he doesn't need one since there are servants and all that crap, but he has a Squire's room connected to his room, what do you think he has been using the Squire's room for for the past 20, well not 20 but like 17 years?

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That’s where his boyfriends live!

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fytortall

HELL YEAH I love the idea of Raoul creating a Home Alone situation in the squire room to avoid social situations!

#either that or the squire's room was where he hid during Social Functions#he could have decked it out with traps and tripwires so anyone who tried to get to him (to drag him out) would regret it#buckets of water or something that smacks you in the groin or something smelly that deters people#or both if the boyfriends want to have some funtimes
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