Reblogging this because my head canon is that one day soon I will need it because I’m gonna write another novel.

@preciousthingsareprecious

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

the fuck

cold af

*writes down time of death*

Emergency supplies.

JOIN THE INTROVERTNATION MOVEMENT

me: *is not the absolute best at something* me: *starts to cry*

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

I will never not reblog this.

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

I AM DOING THIS RIGHT NOW AND ITS INFURIATING

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

^^^He was definitely not uneducated but the rest of this is spot on 

“sherlock 1800s au” 

[narrows eyes]

There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing. 

I will still be laughing about this in my grave

I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

this showed up on my dash again i love it

Adorable

Oh my fuck…I’m dying!

Sound ONNN

Better late than never