i love chelsea bc she knows what 'another teen movie is' and actually finds it fucking hysterical like i do, and no one in my school knows what that movie is and she makes me so happy. omg.
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"Pending, actually. Waiting for my, uh, acceptance invite. Are you a member?"
"You have to wait for acceptance for something like that? Nope, unless they send out request letters in the mail and I just haven't gotten mine yet."
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Send me &*& and
I will generate a number from 1-175 for what my muse will say to yours. (Mix of angst, fluff, and random)
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”See? I told you. You’d call me wonderboy regardless. That’s just the way you work, princess. I know that. I wouldn’t call Mr. Gold wonderboy either, honestly. It just doesn’t seem like a good idea. Maybe Satan, because he’s just as cold and cruel and calculating—He reminds me of someone I knew. And because I said so. Pen ink is so bad for your skin, Meg. And I’d look dumb with pen lines on my face. Tell you what. You can connect the ones on my shoulders, but not my face. That work for you? Oh right? Thankfully, my kinks aren’t that weird.”
"Well, I'm sorry, but it fits you. And you know what they say,
if the shoe fits...Princess doesn't fit me though, Meg does.
He's not that bad, he just isn't a wonderboy. Occasionally-evilboy
might work....And frowning causes wrinkles, yet everyone
does that. No one's gonna see you and your connect the dots
face, I'll wipe it off as soon as I'm done. Shoulders aren't the same."
Anonymous asked:
sorry to bother you, but what is the name of megs fc? shes fab :)
you're not bothering me at all! her name is marie avgeropoulos! (:
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“Well, I am Captain America,” His fame was a double-edged sword, privacy now a priceless commodity. “So, it’s kind of my fault,” Steve chuckled at his failed attempt of a joke.
Steve bit back a curse, barely containing a groan. They had no idea where they were going. One would think S.H.I.E.L.D. would be more organized, but, he guessed, when they were sending out countless squadrons on missions, information had a tendency to get lost.
“What the hell are we going to do?”
"Yeah, but you're also you. The guy in tights who doesn't let fame get to his head and is able to stay the good guy you were before you were Captain America." She speaks very highly of Steve, even though she doesn't know him very well personally. But she knows from the few conversations before this and mouth of everyone else that he was just a good guy that didn't like bullies.
Her feet rest against the dashboard as her head falls back against the headrest, glancing out the window momentarily before looking at him.
"We could always call or wing it...
I say we wing it."
" No, we're not lost. Just not where we wanted to be... "
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’ — This is getting more interesting ‘ wonderboy… Theo gets a little intense as he reveals the first card. Dame of hearts. Theodore doesn’t have much, only a heart. ’ You need to answer only with one dollar. But, if I say I raise the bet to two. You have to either raise to more or just place again two dollars as an answer. The third option is passing. Which to me is ridiculous. ‘ Theodore answers with one dollar but not yet and it is in up in his hand
"Because a whole two dollars is so interesting..."
As he reveals his first card, Meg sends another look down at the set in her hands. She doesn't know what to put down or if she should put anything down, and she's not a fan of not knowing what to do or asking for help. Instead of doing either she puts down the biggest card in value that's in her hands, the ace.
" ...Okay. I really think your scooting around the card aspect so you can watch me lose."
She doesn't reach for the bills in her back pocket, instead she waits for him to put his own down, all the while eying him quizzically. Waiting.
"Exactly! I was a God damn mess, now I’m just a disaster, destroyed by everything, everyone including you. You made it worse, congratulations, sweetheart."
"You being a mess isn't my fault, so stop acting like it is. Do you think that I'm the only who has done things to you? That I'm the only one who's in the wrong here?"
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"It’s not SOP, but, you know, it exists."
"Right. Are you a new or withstanding member of the anti social club?"
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Since we're not a thing, for fun.
Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition
- Who was the one to propose: Bucky, because that's traditional.
- Who stressed more over wedding planning: I really don't think either of them really, because they don't have anyone to impress. The people they invited know who they are, so why the need to put on the show? But, it was very nice apparently, I wasn't invited or anything but...rude
- Who decorated the house: Meg.
- Who does the cooking: BUCKY. Meg can't cook cereal.
- Who is more organized: Meg maybe, just because she likes everything to look neat, but that doesn't necessarily mean organize.
- Who initiates bedroom fun: Both, but Bucky majority of the time.
- Who suggested kids first: Meg, Meg, Meg.
- Who’s more dominant: Bucky, although Meg tries to be some of the time and Bucky occasionally lets her.
- Who’s the cuddler: Meg.
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Bucky/Meg
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: She likes to fix little things or clean, and Bucky likes to ask her if she needs help bc she fucking hates it and he's a little shit. Or just watching T.V??
- Who cooks: Bucky.
- Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither, maybe sometimes Meg because after like two beers she's drunk, so yeah.
- Who kills the spiders: Bucky x100, Meg's so afraid of them she won't kill them.
- Who falls asleep first: Meg.
- A head canon: Meg only ever calls Bucky 'wonderboy' or 'Rin Tin Tin' when she's angry with him, otherwise she calls him Bucky or James depends on where they are and what they're doing. Same goes for Bucky addressing Meg, he's the only one who gets to call her 'Megara'.
- Their relationship summed up in a gif:
- Do they have any “rituals”?
- Who is louder? Meg
- Who is more experimental? I feel like Bucky would already know a lot, so Meg, because she'd be like you've done this, I haven't, teach me.
- Who takes more risks? Mmmmmh, Bucky.
- Do they fuck or make love? Maybe a little bit of both?? Probably more of the casual sex/just fucking tho.
- Lights on or off? Onononononon.
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Bucky, he has the metal arm, c'mon now.
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? I DON'T KNOw. i feel like they'd both be very possessive and wouldn't wanna share with anyone else. Maybe Meg bc she's kinky as fuck like 99% of the time.
- Who comes first? Meg.
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Uh, probably Bucky, but Meg's probably really good at it also. And she prefers it bc she's a greedy bitch and wants everything done for her in bed.
- Who is more submissive? MEG.
- Who usually initiates things? More Bucky then Meg
- Who is more sensitive? I don't know, maybe Meg because's she's Meg and you never know what she doesn't like and what sets her off. She changes every two milliseconds.
- Who has the most patience? Bucky. Meg has no patience. Whatsoever.
- Which kinks do they share? UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.
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Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition
- Who was the one to propose:
- Who stressed more over wedding planning:
- Who decorated the house:
- Who does the cooking:
- Who is more organized:
- Who initiates bedroom fun:
- Who suggested kids first:
- Who’s more dominant:
- Who’s the cuddler:
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
- Who cooks:
- Who comes home drunk at 3am:
- Who kills the spiders:
- Who falls asleep first:
- A head canon:
- Their relationship summed up in a gif:
- Do they have any “rituals”?
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
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❝ I’m a damsel and I’m in distress, I can handle it. Have a nice day. ❞
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All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.”
”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
