Lae'zel: These flowers are quite vivid - not to mention, pungent. Not to my liking.
Gale: Are there no flowers in Tu'narath?
Lae'zel: In the City of Death, the mlar cultivate the fruiting bodies that sprout from the corpses of the slain.
Gale: I'd rather get them from my florist in Waterdeep, if it's all the same to you.
devnote:
[devnote: trying to be polite, maintain light conversation - what the hell did Lae'zel just tell him?]
Imagine if she had a dragon. The game would take like 5 minutes
I will steal everyone's kisses until Gale's updated, sorry not sorry.
You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.
last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
me n u both buddy
My fav companion roster, they are all very silly
have a merry christmas from papa withers
at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.
This feels like a fever dream...
chronicle of me falling in love with the cringefail wizard of waterdeep
BG3 PARTY BANTER [2/?] Lae'zel & Gale at Felogyr's Fireworks
I think Halsin would cry if you showed him a Kraft Single
I don't know why i made this
Try to slap his hand now
