alastor's always funniest to me when it suddenly becomes obvious that he's a cartoonishly evil supervillain just BARELY restraining himself from murdering hundreds of innocent people because his grand master plan involves becoming a mentor figure to a literal princess who dreams about puppies singing showtunes every night and she probably wouldn't like that

i just know that every time he has to stick around for a group bonding activity at the hotel he's vividly imagining eating babies or something that's probably how he keeps smiling. that's his happy place. meanwhile charlie's just like oh alastor's always so supportive, isn't it great vaggie? ^_^ it's nice to see someone being so positive. he eats people, charlie

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I love using "Angry ex, spitefully making their way to success to make sure their ex knows they never needed them" songs for Vox because it turns to comedy the second you remember Alastor 100% doesn't give a shit and still think he's a hack

Like have your vindication girlie, go off Vox, he is reading the papers and sipping coffee and refusing eye contact with anything with a screen I'm sorry he won't see you cuntily walking the red carpet in whatever Velvette put you in

when you and the mutual got wildly differing ocs but you wanna draw them together so bad anyways

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it's official, genAI is now called PISS

saw someone on here the other day say that we don’t need aromantic and asexual representation in media because that’s a “sanitized” identity like BITCH WHAT????? IF YOU CAN ONLY SEE ASPEC PEOPLE AS CHILDREN THAT IS A YOU PROBLEM.

'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it

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Me today

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

Fucking THANK YOU.

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

nowhere else

big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever