Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory
not enough songwriters these days exploring the subject of staying up all night and jumping around until you see the sun
i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep
how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up
If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.
if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment
Hades II - Reveal Trailer
when i say im into architecture i don't mean that i actually care about construction or understand physics by any means what i'm saying is that i appreciate buildings fuckability and sexiness that's it
i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick
Modern day Medusa
Fraldarius
(this was drawn before three hopes and it shows)
Putting powdered sugar on the post below
why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on
Why is everyone talking about gorbachev didn't he already die
Martin Scorsese's Gorbachev
