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• the Min twins - Yoongi and Yoonji - est. March 1993
• Min Yoonji probably hates you
• responsible for doing the talking between the two of them
• should not be responsible for doing the talking
• voted most likely to run a gang in high school
• even the teachers were scared of her
• graduated second in the class and was kind of pissed about it
• studied pre-med, is now in med school
• Min Yoongi definitely hates you
• the quiet twin
• older by twelve minutes
• really really anxious…a lot…especially socially
• graduated first in the class, suck it Yoonji
• sound engineering major and graduated summa cum laude
• currently making a name for himself as a producer
• he’s not Agust D, he swears *shifty eyes*
• Jung Hoseok just wants like 5 minutes of peace
• has known these twins since they were 11 and they moved to his apt complex
• they have always been terrible
• the boy one literally wouldn’t stop following him???
• the girl one declared the three of them would be friends 5ever
• he’s just trying to live and they still won’t leave
• THEY FOLLOWED HIM TO COLLEGE COME ON NOW
• at least he kept his major (dance) to himself
• wait okay except they’re both hot now this is awkward
• tbh Yoongi’s had a crush on Hoseok since middle school
• Yoonji could not give a single fuck less
• buuuut she likes her brother, sort of, so she’s going to help him out
• except when she goes to Hoseok’s dance studio to clue him in on Yoongi’s crush she sees him in the showers and manages to see his junk
• Yoonji’s interest is now piqued
• also she totally forgets about the crush thing and just mentions Yoongi’s show and how Hoseok’s required to come
• but now she’s gotta talk to Yoongi about also wanting to bone Hoseok
• Yoongi = defeatist pessimist and resigns himself to losing out on Hoseok due to Yoonji’s interest
• but Yoonji’s a good sister sometimes and says she won’t hit on Hobi
• as long as Yoongi makes a move
• sometime in the next week
• after that it’s game on motherfucker
• and now Yoongi is Stressed™
• Hoseok goes to the show and is super baffled that this dude on stage is the same Yoongi
• it somehow makes him 40% hotter???
• so okay let’s chat Yoongi *slides into his DMs*
• the adrenaline from performing makes making a move a hell of a lot easier and he actually kisses Hoseok
• which was nnnnnnnoooooot something Hoseok anticipated
• like holy shit his best friend just kissed him
• aaaaaaand now his best friend is running the fuck away from him what just happened
• he doesn’t chase him because he’s still pretty surprised
• but finding the girl one’s easy enough
• as personal Yoongi interpreter Yoonji reveals the crush thing
• but also reveals that she’s curious to go for a ride *raises brow*
• and now Hoseok’s just doubly lost

Yg: Man I love this part so much

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