millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

*without having to wake up before 10am

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I love a guy like this 💋

I really can’t express how I feel about this. Anger, sadness, frustrated. I seriously would beat the hell outta those kids.

After this I hope school districts get strict with there damn bullying , I swear these kids are getting ruthless. They should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. This kinda stuff  makes my blood boil.

The children of this country are full of hatred for the weak and defenseless…

So hate them back? Do to them what they did so the cycle continues, continue to show them hate, thats how to fix kids! Fucking tard

Fuck you get some motivation. I pushed my parents to get me into sports

friendly reminder that leia has lost her adoptive parents, entire planet, father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brother and yet has never been tempted by the dark side even once

take notes skywalker boys ya’ll weak as shit

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

Source Source 2

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

chaotic good

napping together is my kind of date

I think 80% of tumblr missed the ‘Difference Between Facts and Opinions’ class they teach you when you’re 6.

So what? You're raised now, get the fuck over it. Be your own person

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls