*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*
“Lipton and Popeye Wynn looked at the place where the sniper had held them up, the one Powers shot at. They found the sniper with a bullet in the middle of the forehead. ‘You know,’ Wynn commented, ‘it just doesn’t pay to be shootin’ at Shifty when he’s got a rifle.’”
—- Stephen E. Ambrose, Band of Brothers
september. new tv shows seasons for every fandom.
except HBO war fandom. because we don’t even have seasons.
no seasons in this fandom, only tears, manpain and blood of our enemies.
And the continuous wait for Masters of the Air
HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT?
I’m not going to wait… *starts up the vintage army plane* I’m going to fly and fight for our fandom
Band of Brothers alternative episode titles:
- Episode 1: The Dude From Friends Is Angry That He Is On The Wrong Show
- Episode 2: Winters is a Badass, Your Argument Is Invalid
- Episode 3: Winters is God, He Cures The Blind
- Episode 4: Bull’s Big Bad Adventure (also known as: People GIF The Shit Out Of James McAvoy)
- Episode 5: A Wild Jimmy Fallon Appears!
- Episode 6: You Will Fall In Love With Doc Roe
- Episode 7: Kleenex
- Episode 8: How To Be Prettier Than The Entire Female Population By David Webster
- Episode 9: When Liebgott Cries, You Cry
- Episode 10: The Most Emotional Episode You Will Ever See In Your Life Especially When They Start Playing Baseball And When The Veterans Come On You Will Cry A Fucking River And When Dick Winters Comes On You Will Feel Like Dying Because These Men Own Your Heart Forever
The ref’s reaction after Schweinsteiger chose to take the penalties facing the Italy fans
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the UTTER CHILL OF JOSHUA KIMMICH
Commentator 1: what language was Müller speaking with the ref? Commentator 2: it doesn’t matter no one understands him anyway
JONAS HECTOR, NERVES MADE OF STEEL, RISING STAR OF GERMANY.
Germany vs Italy - 2 July 2016
put your flags up in the sky and wave them side to side ♪