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Don't talk to me about. . . petunias?

@capaldisrighteyebrow / capaldisrighteyebrow.tumblr.com

Trish. 33. Formerly GloveKinkQueen on Twit. All my loves live here in this mess: Reylo, MSR, 10/Rose, CaptainSwan, and oh, so many more. Not a spoiler free blog & we get smutty in here. AO3: Trish47
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Yknow what while I’m here I know we as a website agreed to oppress the business majors but all the bullshit that comes around every April over ao3’s business practices makes me think we should’ve kept at least one to explain to people how nonprofits, despite their name, still need money to function and do not in fact run on rainbows and dreams alone

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Woo! It’s a good thing y’all didnt oppress accounting majors because we understand this stuff better than business majors. (We were around before capitalism and we’re already set up for after capitalism.)

First things first - I dont regularly use or donate to AO3 but I have made an account to see what the fuss was about. Fanfiction just isnt my thing but I see why people like it.

AO3 is a 501©(3) organization. What that means - No Profit for owners or investors. What that does NOT mean - no cash at year end or not paying employees a livable wage/salary. If you’re contrivance with a non-profit is that they allow their employees to survive under capitalism, then you need to rethink your priorities.

That being said, AO3 has no employees. All work is volunteer based. ABSOLUTELY ZERO people are making money from this site. (Outside of contractors and professionals who are vendors and not affiliated with AO3.)

I’m going to break down the 2019 Audited Financials because that’s the most recent. And compare them to the budget and notes:

The auditor’s opinion is “unmodified.” That means these are as accurate as they get.

Their assets: $1.3M in cash. $197k in the value of the servers. (That’s the price they bought the servers minus depreciation. Depreciation is a tool we use to slowly devalue fixed assets over time. Without it, companies would recognize huge losses at year end when they sell old assets. That’s not reliable information when you’re trying to analyze the financials.) Why would a non-profit need a million dollars in cash? Partly to fund the next year’s work - it looks like they’re trying to bring on new servers which can cost upwards of $400k each time. They also have a history of protecting fans from people like Anne Rice who wants to sue them into debt and oblivion. We’ll talk about the legal stuff later. But in the case they would lose an expensive case, they need funds on hand to pay that out.

Revenues - this is the money in. They received $733k in donations and the like. Their expenses are about 37% of these. Which tells me, they are focused on managing their cash balance, and doing well. Again. No organization would survive if they had no cash at year end.

You might see the “In-Kind Revenue” and not know what that means. $190k is a big amount. But if you look at their expense statement on page (4) you’ll see “In-Kind Expenses” for the same $190k. In-kind means services in kind of cash. Or services instead of cash. So they had $190k of pro-bono (donated) legal work in 2019. They mention it in the budget and later in the audit footnotes. There are other “professional fees” for about $28k. That’s also legal/audit work but they had to pay cash for. It wasn’t donated.

Cash expenses:

Server fees = $79k (these are higher than 2018 because they installed a new server.)

Transaction fees = $27k (these are charges from your banks/credit cards/paypal to process donations. They are roughly 3% of donations which is about correct.)

Contractor fees = $15k (the budget noted they paid for a security test - this is actually a pretty low cost for something like this.)

Supplies = $14k (I couldn’t find notes on this but it’s similar to 2018, so it’s probably just normal business things.)

Postage = $12k (This is high compared to 2018, but I hazard a guess it’s related to sending out promotional items for donations.)

Advertising = $10k (looks like a new cost this year, but is related to fundraising efforts. And might be related to those promo items.)

Other non-cash expenses:

In-kind = $190k (those donated lawyer fees we talked about earlier.)

Depreciation = $74k (again this is an accounting process that every company with fixed assets does.)

The cash flows statement just confirms which expenses were and weren’t cash. And it shows us that they have $1.3M available for the next year. Glancing at the 2020 budget they planned on spending a third of that to upgrade servers. And they have another $400k budgeted for 2021. Honestly to me, the cash looks low considering some years (2018 in particular,) their legal work was valued at half a million. There is a risk that they would have to pay that amount out of pocket the same year they plan to bring on a new server upgrade.

So all in all, if you want to donate to AO3, this looks like a reliable organization to donate to. There is no evidence in the financials that they don’t deserve the donations. (And if you do donate, remember it is a tax credit!) I also don’t see any verifiable reasons not to donate. If you have other places you would rather place your donation, that’s fine! Do that! But there doesn’t seem to be a reason to campaign against their fundraising efforts.

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Wow, just logged on for the first time in. . .more than 8 months? Feels weird.

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TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO DONATE

Over the past week, we have passed over $15,000 in donations and we couldn’t be more excited.  We’re putting the final touches on our layout and will be sending the Anthology out to Donors tomorrow!  

To receive a copy of the Anthology tomorrow, please donate to either RAICES, Save the Children, SPLC, or Regeneration International by tonight (2/13/2020), and submit your receipt.  Thank you for joining with us to do good!

Donor FAQ | Contributors | Spread the word: reblog a promo! | See our other teasers!
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A teaser from @capaldisrighteyebrow‘s fic, Between Concrete & Stars:

“I’m here for more names.”

Ben quietly closed the door, then turned to regard her. “I’ve exhausted my list of enemies, confirmed and speculative.”

“The first list didn’t yield much. A few fans with some… fixations.” Her eyes darted between his so-called ‘strawberry lips’ and 'dinner-plate hands’ with 'sausage fingers’. When they tracked up they measured the breadth of his expansive chest. The fan sites weren’t wrong in their descriptions. The man was utterly edible.

And forbidden fruit. 

“Fixations, you say?”

Rey startled and nearly dropped her Moleskine notebook. He’d caught her staring; much to her chagrin, it wasn’t the first time he’d noticed her noticing him during their repeated interactions.

Considering his cocked eyebrow and devilish gaze, Ben didn’t seem to mind in the slightest. Maybe this was why he kept showing up with fewer clothes—to shatter her resolve not to look.

“This would be so much easier if you’d put on a shirt.”

The complete work will be released on February 14 as part this year’s Reylo Charity Anthology: Across the Stars. Donate by February 13 to receive your copy!

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We are one month away from release! Our writers are writing; our artists are drawing and we are fast approaching having raised $2.7k in donations!

To receive your copy next month, make a donation of any size to one of our four charities (RAICES, Regeneration International, Save the Children, the Southern Poverty Law Center) and send a receipt to reylocharityanthology@gmail.com by February 13!

Donor FAQ | Contributors | Spread the word: reblog a promo! | See our teasers!
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Together, we’ve already raised over $2,000 USD!

Thank you all so much! Our artists and writers are creating incredible works for this project and we cannot wait to share them with you.

To receive a copy of the Anthology on February 14, please donate to either RAICES, Save the Children, SPLC, or Regeneration International by February 13, 2020, and submit your receipt.   

Thank you for joining with us to do good. :)

Donor FAQ | Contributors | Spread the word: reblog a promo! | See our other teasers!
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Dear Reylo writers,

If you did not sign up for the exchange, you can still write a prompt-fill and submit it as a gift work on AO3 as a “treat” for the person who posted the prompt.  The exchange will be open for treats to be submitted up until gifts are anonymously revealed on February 14th. You do not need to be an active participant in this exchange to contribute a treat, and it is a wonderful way to support other Reylo writers!  If you are an exchange participant, you are also welcome to write extra treats; just please finish your assigned gift first!

Treats will be revealed anonymously alongside the other fics written for the exchange on 2/14/2020. All authors will be revealed on 2/21/2020.

  • To view prompts, please look here.
  • To post a treat, please click here for instructions, and be sure to include your gift recipient’s name in the Gift this work to box under Associations.

We encourage you to write treats for whichever prompts inspire you. If you’re unsure where to start–there are a lot of prompts!–here is a list of writers who have yet to receive treats.

Happy holidays and happy writing!

Your Mod Team:

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We are thrilled to announce that more than one hundred and fifty incredible writers and artists have signed up to contribute fanworks to the 2020 Reylo Charity Anthology: Across the Stars!  The Reylo Charity Anthology is a collaborative project that aims to raise money for selected charities through fanworks.  As of the close of our contributor sign-ups, we have already received proof of $491.54 in charitable donations raised for this Anthology.

If you are interested in receiving copy of this Anthology on February 14, we ask that you make a donation of any size to one of our four charities (RAICES, Regeneration International, Save the Children, the Southern Poverty Law Center) and send a receipt to reylocharityanthology@gmail.com by February 13! 

A: aimee | @aionimica| @afterblossom​ | @alhenacrimson | @amybeegood​ | @amberlynotkimberly​ | @amueliaancientcityjenn | @apisa-b@apolloisburning | @arcnlumi​ | @arsanimo | @auraned@avamarga

B: @backinblack47 | ben69solo | benxsolo | @beniciHOE | @biekewieke@bisexualreyofjakku | @bloomsbury

D: @dancingpenguin57​ | @dankobah​ | darthoswin | @dewiidropart​ | @dianogavee​ | @dinagastuff@dontlookatmeeeeee | @doodlinjaz | @dustdulune@dustoftheancients

F: @f3dorafangirl | @fahrennheit | @finalfantasyx | @flavialikestodraw | @flybynite19 

G: @geekmystic​ | @giztheskyriser | @greyrey-lo​

H: @halfwaythroughit​ | @handbubbles@hauscrashburn | @hellomelusine​ | @helyx0 | @heroessfall | @houseoffinches

K: @kajotko | @karmadash-is-shippingtrash​ | Kay | @kazeot​ | @kuresoto

L: LadysChatelaine | @lailalory | @lastmouseleft​ | lavidadegenesisleandrawwz | @leofgyth​ | @linearla​ | @littlethingsfic@logicalalo@lorsanbitch​ | @lostinqueue-ffa​ | @loveatfirstsmite | @lovenlu-arts@luminoustico

M: @meraki91Measicaartmintpearlvoice | @missbliss12​ | @MissFLT | missthaelle | @mizchips@mnemehoshiko | @monsterleadmehome​ | monvejau | @msrandom1401-arts | @my-jedi-life​

P: P_justp | @persimonne​ | @plainjaneart​ | @politicalmamaduck​ | @politicalpadme | @prlncekyloProblemMazzu

R: @radioactivesaltghoul | redeembensolo@reliandRevancheDraws | reybelle4 | @reylolujah | @reyloner​ | @reylotrash711 | Rikachan101 | @rosicrucian1970​ | @rubitsart

S: sadboykyio | @silentamethyst | @saturnine-stardust​ | @selunchen​ | @shmisoloshuhannon  | @simonekerft​ | @spaceypriestess | @spottytonguedog | @starlit-dyad | @starlux-s​

T: @talltig​ | @tazwren | @temple-secrets | @terestriel​ | @thatsnothowtheforceworkss | the1northlanderprincess | thefine10 | @thewayofthetrashcompactor​ | @thirddeadlysin | @ThreeBeetsToTheWind | @tiaraofsapphires​ | @tmwillson3​ | @torinette | @tropikaliesm​

U: @umadatalien​

Y: @yamstrange​ | Yocved

Thank you so much to all participants!  We’re so excited to see what you end up creating for the Anthology!

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ms-demeanor

The Very Basics of Not Killing Your Computer

  • AVOID HEAT STRESS

If you have a laptop DO NOT use it on a soft surface like a pillow or on a blanket, it’ll block the vents on your computer and make it get really fucking hot inside.

If you have a desktop you gotta open it up and blow out the dust sometimes.

If you are moving your laptop in a bag turn the laptop off. Don’t put it to sleep, don’t just shut the screen, turn it off, because otherwise it’s in the bag generating heat and there’s nowhere for the heat to go in the bag. OFF. Not sleep. OFF.

  • DO NOT DROP

Okay I know that should be obvious but drop damage to your hard drive is bad bad news. Be as careful as you can to set your computer gently on flat surfaces; don’t leave it hanging out on a bed where it can get knocked off, don’t set it on the roof of your car. And yes, just dropping it a couple inches can kill your hard drive or totally shatter your screen.

  • DON’T PUT SHIT ON YOUR KEYBOARD

Look I’ve seen four people ruin their laptops because they had a pen on the keyboard and closed the laptop and it fucked up the screen and the keyboard and it sucks so much and you feel awful after it happens because it’s so avoidable just don’t put things on your keyboard and always check that your laptop is clear before you close it.

  • PROTECT YOUR PORTS ON YOUR LAPTOP

You’ve only got one power jack and a limited number of other inputs on your computer and if they detach from the motherboard you’re fucked. USB ports get damaged because people use them a lot and eventually it weakens the connection and then they just stop working and it sucks. You can get around this with USB ports by using a USB hub to connect things like your keyboard and mouse.

For your power plug you just gotta be careful. Avoid tripping over the cord at all costs, don’t yank the plug out of the computer. It will SUCK VERY MUCH A LOT if you have to buy a new computer because the power port lost contact with the motherboard.

Don’t move your computer with things plugged into it. Take the power cord off before you put your laptop in the bag, take out the USB mouse dongle, do not travel with little nubby bits sticking out of your computer that can easily get caught or get tweaked or snap off inside of the thing.

(I really can’t emphasize enough that most of the “it will cost more than it’s worth to fix this” laptops I see are because of USB ports and power jacks. People don’t seem to know that this isn’t something that can be fixed easily; a broken power jack is a “remove the motherboard and resoldier components” job, not a “plug a new one in in fifteen minutes” job and most computer repair shops aren’t going to solder things for you and if they DO it’s going to be very expensive)

  • RESTART YOUR SHIT AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH AND JUST LET THE FUCKING UPDATES RUN

You should probably restart more than once a month but whatever. This is actually something that I consider part of reducing heat stress because when your processor is straining to keep up with all the background bullshit that’s running from a program you opened three weeks ago it’s going to use up resources and get hot and look just restart it once in a while.

Also the updates are almost always okay and safe and generally running updates is a good and secure thing to do (though maybe follow a blog dedicated to the OS you run because if there IS a problem with the updates that blog will probably talk about it before the update gets forced on your computer)

  • ANTIVIRUS BULLSHIT

Yes you should probably be running an antivirus.

Sophos is free and it’s fine. But don’t pay for it - if you’re using Sophos use the free version.

DO NOT INSTALL NORTON OR MCAFEE THEY ARE EXPENSIVE BULLSHIT. Kaspersky is whatever. It’s less bullshit than Norton or McAfee but not as good as ESET for about the same cost.

  • KEEP LIQUIDS THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER

Again this should be obvious and yet. But seriously, just make a rule for yourself that drinks aren’t allowed on the same table as your computer and you’ll save yourself a lot of headaches.

  • PLUG YOUR COMPUTER INTO A UPS

Okay I fucking hate amazon but here’s a thing you should be using, just search the rest of the internet for “surge protector/UPS” and you’ll find something that isn’t from amazon - APC is a solid brand for this.

Basically you want a fat surge protector that has a little bit of a battery backup and you want to plug your computer (desktop OR laptop) into that instead of into the wall. The benefit of this is twofold:

1) if there’s a power surge the UPS will prevent your computer’s power supply from getting fried and possibly frying parts of your motherboard

2) if there’s a power outage and you’re *at* your computer you’ll have enough time to save what you’re working on before your computer loses power (like, you’ll maybe only have a minute or two on a small UPS but that’s still time to hit CTRL+S and keep from losing work)

At a bare, bare minimum your computer should be plugged into a surge protector but NOT directly into the wall.

  • BACK YOUR SHIT UP

[we interrupt this yelling for me to tell you that Western Digital has apparently released their new My Passport line and I’m obligated to inform you that you can get a 2.5″ USB 3.0 backup drive with FIVE FUCKING TERABYTES OF STORAGE for $130. Or you can get 4TB for $93. Or you can get 1TB for $53. basically what I’m saying is that it is not only cheap computer season it is also cheap hard drive season.]

[also if you’re getting a backup drive get western digital not seagate seagate fucking sucks and has a much higher failure rate]

Uh, okay, anyway - Do an image backup of your computer every once in a while so that if you get infected or your hard drive dies or whatever you can just restore from backup and move on like nothing happened.

  • SAVE YOURSELF THE WEAR AND TEAR

You know what is cheap? USB Keyboards and USB mice. You know what is not cheap? Fixing the touchpad on a laptop or replacing a laptop keyboard.

Get yourself a USB hub, a USB Keyboard and a USB Mouse (wired or wireless, doesn’t matter) and if you’re using your laptop at home plug *that* into your computer.

Also if your keyboard on your laptop breaks it’s fine just to use a USB keyboard instead I promise; if the screen breaks it’s also usually cheaper and easier to get a used or inexpensive monitor than it is to replace the screen. Your laptop is basically just a very small version of whatever bullshit is going on inside a desktop, if the peripherals break but the core components are fine you can just use it like a desktop.

Unless it’s a piece of shit that doesn’t have any USB ports or video out in which case you got ripped off, friend, demand functionality in your devices I’m sorry.

/rant

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gaynfl

“donald trump used an old vine meme of a nickelback song as an attack against joe biden and nickelback got the video taken down for copyright infringement” is not a sentence i EVER thought i could say and have it be true

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angrytrini

This feels like a throwaway joke from The Good Place.

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aidelon

Reylo commission for Taz The Millenium Falcon on Twitter.

Kissy kissy on Rey's back, that's a scene from one of her fic 😋

BETTER VERSION! I fixed things

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tazwren

For @capaldisrighteyebrow's Canonverse fic, Cycle! 💙💙

Thank you for the lovely artwork... grazie!

This may have made me get all teary this morning because it's so SOFT and perfect and lovely. I can't believe I get to see the image I had in my head right in front of my eyes. Thank you so much, Taz! And thank you for the beautiful art.

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