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Nosey bitches die.
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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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Expectations Vs. Reality

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I wish tv shows kept bloopers in scenes like these. It makes teenage relationships more real. Let her almost fall off the bed and have him catch her and them completely start laughing. Let him say “I promised I’d help you study—for the love of god” because he’s looking at his girlfriend who he just wants to make out with and he’s trying to be serious but she keeps smiling at him, and she’s on top of him and he’s like “for the love of god!” and then they start laughing. THIS is what high school relationships are like. It’s so much cuter. Tbh the bloopers made me like stalia more then the actual scenes did.

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