Stefani

The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke

are you fucking serious

I’m seeing the 2015 selfie posts going around and I guess this is mine.

IG: @FEEEEYA

the worst beauty misconception dark girls are fed is that they can’t experiment with their look

you can go as loud as you want

or keep it simple

stick to the neutrals 

or go on all out galaxy chic

go out sultry

or go out sweet

cause your skin is so versatile

that there’s no such thing as “the right colour”

be a goddamn mermaid if you like

 dress down

or up

go natural

or not

you’ll still look flawless

so go ahead and shower in gold

or do nothing at all

cause at the end of the day

you’re still a queen

You wanna talk representation? Before Tumblr, I never experimented with color, hair or makeup-wise. I’d heard too many people correlate black women and bright colors as ‘ghetto’. Posts like these are So important. So incredibly important. 

Thank you

But for real yall some goddesses

Oh my god this is my new favorite post

oh my fucking gd

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

“Billy needs therapy”

I literally started crying

so i was looking through my old year books in my school and saw this

YOU WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS TOM FELTON AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

This is literally the first thing you learn in crisis management

Lmaoooooo

oh my god

This site has no chill i CANNOT

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker