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I just really need a nap

@laurel-resting / laurel-resting.tumblr.com

•Laurel•30•she/her•🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺• Personal blog of arty-ffxiv Admin worker in social services, cat mum, huge nerd and occasional artist/ writer. Gay as heck, spoonie and neurospicy
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Welcome to my main blog! It’s lovely to have you here; my name is Laurel, but you can also call me Arty ✧.*

You can learn more about me here.

Please note that this is my main/ out of character blog. I request that any and all FFXIV related content please be directed to my side blog @arty-ffxiv so I can keep track of what I've been tagged in or asked ♥

✧ This blog is LGBTQIAfriendly and a safe space.

✧ I refuse to yuck others yums here; I also follow the mantras of ‘nothing nice to say, then say nothing’, and ‘be curious, not judgemental’.

✧ I do not condone, support or tolerate racism, sexism, elitism or hateful & belittling behaviour.

✧ There may be some NSFW content on this blog; I ask that anyone under the age of 18 to please not interact with my content or blog. I have no interest in interacting with minors.

✧ My askbox is always open, but I am not accepting anonymous asks. Feel free to be your delightfully unique, unhinged self in my inbox!

✧ We are each capable of curating our own experiences online; while I will always try to tag content that may be triggering (within reason), please consider adding specific tags to your blocked taglist to avoid seeing them on your dash. This said, should something I post slip through, please don’t hesitate to reach out to me to let me know!

I hope you enjoy perusing through my blog! ♥

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teaboot

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

Artist's recreation of incident

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

OKAY BUT WHAT DO THE BISEXUALS DO WHEN THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBES ANTIBIOTICS. THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE EVEN TRANSLATED I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND.

It's a fair question! I suppose Anti-BI-otics might well have additional negative side effects for Bi people.

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lunellum

I'm having a grumpy day and this made me laugh so here's some non-english memes from the notes:

need bolsillos falsos on this post

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