st. michael the archangel, defend us in battle. be our defense against the wickedness & snares of the devil. may god rebuke him, we humbly pray, & do thou, o prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of god, thrust into hell satan, & all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. AMEN.

Send one to my muse for their reaction

• “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
• “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
• “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
• “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
• “I can cope with torture.”
• “Get used to disappointment.”
• “You’ve made your decision then?”
• “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
• “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
• “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
• “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
• “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
• “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
• “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
• “You mock my pain!”
• “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
• “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
• “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
• “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
• “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
• “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
• “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
• “Anybody want a peanut?”
• “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
• “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
• “The battle of wits has begun.”
• “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
• “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
• “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
• “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
• “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
• “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
• “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
• “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
• “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
• “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
• “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
• “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
• “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
• “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
• “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
• “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
• “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
• “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
• “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
• “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”