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this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
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jkrwkernkwerk-wlml-rmw-deactiva
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
It’s been at least two, maybe three years since I last checked tumblr... this was at the top of my newsfeed and it was already liked.......
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Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.
Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?
thewomanfromitaly
swEETHEART NO
trillspotsandbruises
jasminealexis-21
entire-galaxies
HAHAAHA
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Reloading Tumblr in public is like Russian roulette except the bullet is titties
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Purse Archaeology
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a prime example of the parks & rec cast being exactly the same as their characters
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NASA barf bag. Nothing says Halloween like space vomit.
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communistbakery-deactivated2017
customer: hey i got this coupon and it expired a few days ago, is it still valid? it says i can save a dollar on two boxes of oreos me: (caresses the coupon) youre valid customer: what the fuck coupon: what the fuck
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why do people act like getting a job is so easy it’s literally the hardest thing on earth
sunkissedchicago
It really isn’t that difficult if you put forth your best effort.
#positiveattractspositive #stayfocused #dothedamnthing
If you work for it, it will come to you. But don’t expect the waiting game to reward you by simply dropping opportunities in your lap.
💙
shadiobrando
no shade but shut the fuck up
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me, a flirty farmer
hay there…. ;-)
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IMAGINE YOUR OTP/OT3
the houses as things in summer
hufflepuff: sundresses, big straw hats, strawberries, soft serve ice cream, sunflowers, fields full of lavender, pink sunrises, carnival rides, camp counselors, sail boats, rope swings over lakes, flip flops, collecting seashells, baking pies, drive in movies, lemonade, sleeping in a t-shirt, fresh whipped cream, sitting in a park, bumblebees
ravenclaw: summer thunderstorms, kayaking, reading on the beach, long drives, the smell of the ocean, lilacs, curtains flowing in the breeze, blackberries, black iced coffee, rocky coast lines, ferry boats, starfishes, watching the stars, jean jackets, picnics with wine, fishing boats, pressing flowers
slytherin: big sunglasses, cut off shorts, sitting on your roof, sneaking out at night, fog over the ocean, camping, plums, lighthouses, barbecue, powerful waves, skipping stones, biking at dusk, white sneakers, dirt roads, beach houses, wooden docks, river banks, convertibles, forests, beach volleyball
gryffindor: bonfires, jumping off of docks, fireworks, popsicles, sunsets over water, music festivals, roller coasters, carnival food, running down hills, bare feet, hiking, blueberries, swimming in the ocean, climbing trees, blasting music through open windows, diners, freckles, baseball games, s'mores
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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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