unsqueakable violence

Hey all, would really appreciate if you could help out my friend Naomi with securing a long-term spot this Pride month! She's been couchsurfing for over six months, and we're trying to raise enough for an apartment. She's a very sweet and genuine person who could really use some stability. Thank you for any donations and shares!

Link: https://bit.ly/HousingForNaomi

Direct donations (Please note that it's for Naomi): 

Hey all, we're really close! Just $500 more to reach the goal. A lease has been signed and things are looking really good for Naomi, just could use that little additional push.

imagine coming here like. genuinely solely for the purpose of observing birds

taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

Me getting my booster shots

my washing machine on sundays

Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

SAM REID and JACOB ANDERSON behind the scenes of IWTV

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

This was his argument for rappers appropriating Italian culture

don’t pretend you love MILFs if you can’t stand the sight of a saggy breast or stretch marks or C section scars. if that’s you, you just want the AESTHETIC of wanting to fuck older women; you aren’t actually committed to them, and I’m exploding you with my wizard beams as we speak

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

pride month is almost over but it's still not too late to kill all white people

1990s/2000s Vending Machine Stickers

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything