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bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth in inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

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The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle N. C. Wyeth American, 1882-1945 Oil on canvas

soup wizard lol

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teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home
also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!
every student, ever:
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