Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
It’s murder on the dance floor
*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
hall of fame tweet
3 year old vs 5 month old
I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like
God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT
Freaky ass white boy
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
Hi, yes, question?
What about children?
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
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