:)

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

whatever

It is my wish for you and all of us that the bullshit stops soon. You know. Whatever unnecessary horrors that happens to be for you

sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

Why did someone die in my inbox