Disturbingly Normal

Send me one for my muse’s reaction!

• “Are you lost?”
• “As you wish.”
• “Come with me.”
• “Can you walk?”
• “Dance with me.”
• “Did you see that?”
• “Do you like it?”
• “Don’t go that way.”
• “Don’t let them push you around.”
• “Don’t try to talk.”
• “How are you feeling?”
• “How did you get here?”
• “I brought you food.”
• “I followed you.”
• “If you need anything, call.”
• “I’ll sleep on the couch.”
• “I love the ocean.”
• “I’m not answering that.”
• “I want ice cream.”
• “I will avenge you.”
• “I’ve always loved you.”
• “Laughing at me won’t end well.”
• “Let’s go stargazing.”
• “Let’s go swimming.”
• “Let me introduce myself. I’m ___ “
• “Lie still.”
• “Maps and I don’t get along.”
• “May I braid your hair?”
• “Nice clothes.”
• “Nice weather we’re having.”
• “Please turn the light on.”
• “Pickles are gross.”
• “Show me.”
• “That isn’t for you to know.”
• “That you for saving my life.”
• “There is a full moon tonight.”
• “There is food in the fridge.”
• “There is more to the story.”
• “These clothes are ridiculous.”
• “They think we are in love.”
• “This is comfortable.”
• “This is for you.”
• “Wait for me.”
• “Want me to go with you?”
• “What did you do?”
• “What is your name?”
• “What is this place?”
• “Where are we going?”
• “Where did you put it?”
• “Where is your sense of adventure?”
• “Who did this?”
• “Why did you come here?”
• “Why do you ask?”
• “Why don’t we slip away?”
• “Will you come with me?”
• “Words can’t hurt me.”
• “You don’t have to take that.
• “You look terrible.”
• “You have the softest hair.”
• “You rest.”
• “You’re my everything.”

• Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
• Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
• Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
• If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
• There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
• Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
• Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
• I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
• Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
• Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
• My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
• Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
• Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
• You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
• Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
• You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
• If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
• Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
• I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
• I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
• Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
• Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
• Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
• I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
• Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.
• Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
• Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
• You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
• My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
• I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
• Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
• Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
• I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
• You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
• Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
• Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
• I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
• If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
• Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
• You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
• Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
• I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
• It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.