hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

Booty had me like

Why Dave Wasn't The Space Player

(he shouldnt have been the void player either)

*gets down on one knee*

*opens a box*

*its trollface*

"will u marry meme"

There are 3 types of writers.

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

4. Writers that kill everyone and then unrealistically make them come back to life.

This whale is my new favorite homestuck character 

THIS IS THE BEST CASE SCENARIO FOR MY FEELINGS

also LOOK HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS FLARPING IS

i feel like whatever hiccups paradox space might have had so far the whole venture is utterly redeemed by critical whale

It’s true. I loved the concept and then was lukewarm on the early strips, but now PS has given us the critical whale, and the world is a better place than it was yesterday.

is the gigapause even real or am i just in a coma?

We’re all in a coma. I’m sorry

She nodded. ”Alright, that makes sense… And I really don’t mind if you need help with anything.” She assured her, still smiling politely. Alex instantly perked up at the mention of vampire. “Really? Interesting… I didn’t know trolls had vampires!”

"It involves voyaging through the ruins of derse to retrieve a particular specimen which ive been searching and embarking my whole lifehood but sadly have never found, but as I stated you woudnt be interested, besides im not really familiar with you" she rubbed the back of her neck self consciously,

"And yes we have different varieties, aquatic life forms as well, but most of them are a(double)s-holes, i for one gave myself the profound title as a rainbow drinker, feeding on different colors of blood to quench my everlasting thirst,"

"Oh, well that makes sense. But I am kinda interested…" She admitted. There were ruins and rare specimen?! That’s the kind of thing she lived for! But the other did have a point, they didn’t know one another all that well. Never stopped Alex before, however.

"Sea-dwellers, right?" She had heard about them maybe once, but never met or even saw one. "And rainbow-drinker is actually a cleaver title for it. "Say, out of curiosity, do you drink other species as well? Like humans? and are you allergic to other types? Because most human vampires I’ve met can’t drink certain types of blood and favor other types and everything…" She stopped herself, figuring that she was probably asking a lot of questions.

She chuckled and crossed her arms "Well I have my taste's, some blood types I try to avoid completely judging from how well it tends to be scrumptious, and human blood? Isnt it cheery red like karkats?but as a tribute to my friends I ignore my necessities, besides humans are extinct, a long gone race, well in our alternative timeline or universe, that is,"