Christ, I think I found one of those western otakus.

"24 and commenting on strangers in the street. Sad case, you are. One sad case."

"Sorry Kid, This isn't the 'street', Notice the gates and the fact that you somehow managed to wander your ass onto a fucking Mob's base territory."

The signs aren't even that hard to read. I bet this guy wears memes on tshirts.

"Unfortunately I'm 24 and my brother is overprotective trash. Fuck--Uh--Ungaro Brando, by the way."

"Birth defect? Ha, want some charity to go fix your face? Sorry, buddy, I ain’t got the time to deal with you. Make sure to ask mommy if it’s okay to be out so late."

I like that guy.

Wow, what a little shit.

"Wow, you're lame. You do realize I grew up like this, so I've pretty much heard all the jokes. Here, try 'Damn you could cut coke with that overbite.' And unfortunately for you, I'm 24 years old and I can stay our all night long."

"Shouldn't you be running to school with toast in your mouth?"

"And you look like an alien. There, we’ve both been assholes to each other, can I go now? I’ve got a plane to catch."

"Wow, way to go, You're the first one to make that original joke. Do all you Japanese people like to make fun of birth defects or...?"

"Oh Please feel free to get the fuck out and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out, Bruh."