thanks, griffin.

i know a lot ot us have that "what if i'm actually annoying" fear, and while i COULD self-soothe with affirmations like "i'm not annoying, it's okay" i prefer "it is my human right to be annoying and cringe"

i put this in my tags but i feel very strongly about this (not to be serious on a funny post)

Image text transcription: #NO UNIRONICALLY THIS #i have a thing about being annoying or a burden and smth and my therapist told me #is that that’s love!! being a burden and leaning on one another and being an inconvenience and irritating and annoying or whatever the fuck “thats what it is to be human baby!! we r not self sufficient beings #we’re pack animals #of course you’re going to be annoying “babies bond with their mothers by being dead weight for years and that’s GOOD and HEALTHY #it’s your god given right to be annoying #anyway. this is not very eloquent but i think it gets the point across #lean on one another be burdensome #that’s how you build trust by being an imposition #this took a turn

New red acquired 😎

[Sketch originally from Sept. 2020 on P@tr30n]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

yassss pls

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I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!

JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

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NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying

Bonus + 

descends from the shadows to throw up that tender shit™

How do you make a Red vs Blue fan cry?

I don’t know.

This is General Doyle signing off.

Hello agent carolina

Maybe I should shut down now and save a little power.

I forget you

I understand why she did what she did what she did, I just wish she hadn’t

I would prefer to stay with York

*plays forever*

Goodbye.

This is, after all, the story of how I died.

Freckles shake

I’ll be fine, because I am a mother fucking ghost.

You were my greatest creation.

Ain’t that a bitch?

I hate goodbyes

For this? This… shadow?

All I wanna do is stand around and talk to my friend. But he's gone now and all I have is you!

Grimmons: 1 and 2 

Lolix: here

WHAT TEAM?? i’ll be selling these as stickers at ARCHCON 2016!

like if u save >.<

donald glover rp icons

Keep reading

@aquawithasword i don’t have any ideas but if you do

What sort of soulmate? To be specific what are the ways you “discover” them?

I really love timers that tell you when you meet them

Alright so, Maine is always or nearly always in his armor right? It helps him stay in control of his world, so the first time Carolina meets him it’s with weeks left of her timer and two sets of tinted visors separating them. From there it’s only Maine’s reluctance to take off his helmet and Lina’s drive to succeed that keep them from truly meeting face to face.

That is, until she barges into the locker room one day and is half out of armor before it dawns on her that shes not alone. Maine is staring at her, with an intensity she had not even imagined despite seeing what he had done on the field. And its not until he holds up an arm with a fully zeroed out timer that it clicks.

And so do they

@aquawithasword i don’t have any ideas but if you do

What sort of soulmate? To be specific what are the ways you "discover" them?

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