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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

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You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

oh so they’ll CAPITALIZE on their suffering but won’t LET THEM IN THE MUSEUM

LET THEM IN!!!!

what the fuck

Go coke go!

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition

A monk and a punk

love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

Except this time…Mom’s home

strong contender for pic of all time

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

The witches cat getting training so it’s used to her casting spells.

HATES IT HATES IT

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

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