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@usagimelon / usagimelon.tumblr.com

Hey its Socks/Melon. 26, Non-Binary weird little cryptid from the midwest. Any Pronouns. Used for ramblings and interests.
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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
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POV: You haven't been getting Rebecca's hints all night and she has to be more direct with your gonk ass!

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Well fuck, im back I guess. New age for tumblr, new age for me.

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dukeofash

Howdy newbies and welcome to Tumblr, it takes a bit of setup to get this site running well so here’s what works for me. One of the neat things about this site is that its a different experience for everyone, so tailor these settings towards what you want from this site. 

Minor edit to this post: aparently New XKit isn’t being updated. The extensions I listed still work for the time being, I’ve been using them for the past few years BUT if you want the current verion of XKit, use XKit Rewritten (firefox link). Thank you to everyone who spoke up in the notes  💙 🦈

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ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name’s LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]
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I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

And my new favorite:

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