Sois À Moi

#equality

love loses

i won’t ever go on tiktok but i love that other people go on tiktok and find the good ones for me

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

players: oh haha this dungeon is pretty tough. maybe we should take a break right in front of the boss chamber?

the DM, already rolling dice:

Same energy