Thomas with a trophy reblog if you agree

*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*

im in tears

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

😭😭😭😭❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍

you.

No fucking way LMFAO

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

those cicadas about to have the time of their lives

that's what the headline seems to indicate yeah

MEAN GIRLS (2004) Dir. Mark Waters

Embrace Red/Peter Wever // The Fallen Angel/Alexandre Cabanel // The Creation of Adam/Michelangelo

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

investigate bernardo silva for betting because what is this

WE PLAY IN MUNICH FIRST????????