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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

Happily married, financially stable, 750 credit score, and became a home owner at the age of 18. God is good 🏡

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

and this tweet as well

this also

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

Make room for Orangutan Johnson

em.ill.e

My name is Erin, I'm 32, disabled physically and mentally. I'm autistic and a butch lesbian living in the deep south in a homophobic Baptist mainly place.

I get SSI but most of it goes to my abusive grandma who demands it due to us being allowed to live with her, rest goes to doctor or therapist I must see.

Grandma does not allow us to eat, use or touch anything of hers she doesn't want us to taint it with our corruption and vile souls. She has anger issues and strikes out easily, she abused my mom mentally and let her husband physically abuse her. We used to live on our own in a house... that had holes in the walls and floor next to no plumbing and a bad exterior.

But we've been stuck here ever since then.

We desperately need food for the kids, for my family, for my grandma's cats aka ours as she feeds them shittu, cheap garbage. I can starve whatever I've done ut since childhood, but please think of the kids. It's a lot to ask but uf you have anything yo spare please share. We're in desperate need of help we havent had help in week.

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Please I'm sorry to be annoying and if you're tired of me block me. PLEASE forget any notes we have not received ANY help at all. Two kids require a lot of food we dont have daniel can't attend school so he needs more food and liu is growing fast & my mom and bro must eat at least 2 semi healthy meals a day for health reasons so we're screwed. I know people arent rich but this is urgent and if anyone could donate/reblog, it'd be amazing everything is appreciated, it all adds up, 10 cent to a dollar to 5, does boosting this. Thanks for reading

i’m gonna tjrowbip

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

This might be my favorite

This is mine

june 2021