so uncivilized

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1999: Hundreds of boys queuing up to go see The Matrix

2021: Hundreds of those same girls queuing up to go see The Matrix

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me: i gotta start reading more i feel so uncultured and dumb

homeboy: Put Down That Prose And Come Hit This Sherm Stick You Ugly Fucking Noodlehead

me: 

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

This would be great for a children’s hospital

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This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

all gay sex is gay sex when you’re gay

me: i gotta start reading more i feel so uncultured and dumb

homeboy: Put Down That Prose And Come Hit This Sherm Stick You Ugly Fucking Noodlehead

me: 

I am "literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept" with a very small dash of "I let people think I'm a girl because it's easier than explaining I'm not" sprinkled on top.

i hope my first child is a dragon

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

cloth mother and wire mother were married actually. love is love

saying aloud “unsanitary tw” before eating a chip that fell on the ground

every time we touch………………,

i get this feeling…………..

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

send me anon hate and I’ll do the rest of the cast

hmm. who am i missing

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

THIRD BASE

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”