PRCPHESISE : 

     BILL CIPHER does not emote as humans do, but often employs clever mimicry of emotions for their benefit.  Angular and without flesh, so very limited in recognizable facial features, he opts for widening his hideous, single eye in lieu of raising a human brow.  ❝ I see you’re a smart learner -- a real STAR STUDENT, ❞ he praises, tone ripe with sarcasm.  She may have an inkling that the mindscape has bestowed her with powers of conjuration, but she is no master of the metaphysical like he is.

     HE DOWNS both of his eldritch margaritas -- ooh, that tingle is spicy -- by pouring them directly over his eye.  The fluid dribbles over his visible cornea and the vitreous body seems to swell.  ❝ REFRESHING ! ❞ he exclaims, and he closes his eyelid, reopening to reveal a gaping maw lined with wet, jagged teeth.  

     HE EATS the glass.  Waste not, want not.  

     ❝ MAYHEM IS a general term; general and generous, ❞ he continues, reaching an inky black finger under his eyelid to pry out a shard of glass as one might clean their teeth with a toothpick.  He flicks it at her.  ❝ Mayhem is what I call a Black Friday H&M sale that actually opens at midnight on Thursday -- they will be OUT OF YOUR SIZE before you even get to the racks.  No, ❞ he continues, drifting aimlessly in the eternal void of the ethereal, ❝ I’m thinking of something more like ... the actual end of all carbon-based life on this planet, wherefore the ELDER GODS from MOUNT NGRANEK will descend to HOWL AND SCREAM AT THE ETERNALLY BLOODY MOON.  Panera Bread will be catering, and there will be an open bar. ❞

if it was not completely obvious...i am also @citialiin. but i wont rly be chillin on this account much unless its to harass my friends. so if u want to rp here on bill feel free to send dms to me on there asking for me to hop on this account because i wont check this account except to reply to nat

PRCPHESISE : 

     HE’S IGNORING her -- and it’s not hard to do !  She’s just so COSMICALLY INSIGNIFICANT, and he’s more interested in the little piece of paper and matching marker that’s suddenly manifested itself in his itty bitty hands.  A dot here, a dot there --

      ❝ BINGO ! ❞ HE declares, turning it around for her to see, letters spelling out “ BUFFY, ” five in a row.  ❝ Oh, you hit the nail on the head, sister !  Or maybe it’s more like you drove the stake deep into the vampire’s COLD, UNDEAD HEART.  Or you pinned the tail on the donkey.  PICK YOUR FAVORITE IDIOM. ❞

      ❝ THIS IS big kid stuff, y’know, ❞ he reminds her, snapping his fingers and ripping a hole into reality.  He reaches in, sounds of breaking glass and shattering physics echoing through their tidy little shared slice of dreamscape.  When he retracts his hand, he has two glasses and a cocktail tumbler.   ❝ Forget being a VAMPIRE EXTERMINATOR -- those photophobic LOSERS are small fry compared to the kind of mayhem I’m looking into.  And I don’t wanna ruin your fun: you have your adventures, you have your friends, you have your tiny little triumphs and whatever.  It would be a fun TV show, and I want all the seasons I can get. ❞

     HE EXTENDS a glass to her, rimmed with salt and an eyeball pierced through with a toothpick.  ❝ Up for a (UN)HOLY WATER MARGARITA ? ❞

          ∇ @prcphesise​ wants to make a deal ; do you think you could get me Edward Cullen’s autograph ?

     ❝ I FEEL like I should just tell you now and save you       from humiliating yourself in the very near future --      HOLY WATER doesn’t work on the stuff of PURE,      UNDILUTED NIGHTMARE, and I usually use it in      my MARGARITAS --                                --  IT ADDS A NICE TINGLE !! ❞

         ∇ fierydescent wants to make a deal; yes, Mabel, slay.

     ❝ Nice heels -- lemme guess, or at least feign the impression of           guessing because I already know the answer but find it difficult to           communicate with the typical human unless I simulate idiocy:           versace, f/w 2013 ?  I really didn’t pin you to be the kinda gal to           cave into such fashimite tendencies, Shooting Star, but let’s just           say, between you and me, that I wouldn’t think any less of you for it. ❞  

[ TRIANGULARCOMMUNIFICATION ]

     ❝ Haha, well, I’m not sure who this ‘ we ‘ is, guy, but I don’t sleep,           even if I’ve got PLENTY of time to waste ! It doesn’t mean I can’t           indulge in the well earned nap every now and then, though -- when           you’ve been around for a meager three point two billion years or so,           you learn to really appreciate the little things. ❞

     ❝ I was anticipating you’d be as dumb as the rest of the denizens of this           nasty place, but you might have a tad bit more than a bland, murky           convergence of chromosomal matter between your ears ! Feel free to           prove me wrong any moment you please. ❞

[ FLAMINGTEMPER ]

     ❝ Progress is meaningless in a reality devoid of any true standard           of consistency, tri-eye, but its always nicer to die at the doorstep of           success than waste away having never tried to climb the steps at all !           I guess you’re assuming that the whole ‘ progressive ’ sentiment will           compensate us for all our bunny-losses – but there aren’t any losses           for us to compensate ! Lookit this -- ❞

     He tears the taunt fabric of the universe and plunges his comically tiny           hand into the deepest bowels of the churning galaxy, each finger           piercing a different reality, intersecting with all known facets of           transpired time -- and pulls out Tom’s first bunny.  It has certainly seen           better days.

     ❝ See, the sentiment is superfluous. He’s still here, and he wants an           apology !! Don’t you, snoogy-boogey ?  That’s what I named him.  It           was a toss up between that or MALEPHAR.  ❞  

          ∇ somniaxperdita, triangularcommunification, & corvusisms                  want to make a deal; the cool science facts come free of charge !

     ❝ Even if a blink lasts less than a SECOND, you’re still wasting at           least FIVE YEARS of your life with your eyes closed due to           BLINKING !  Five times a minute, eighteen hours a day -- it all adds           up !  If only corneas were self-lubricating, right ? ❞

          ∇ flamingtemper wants to make a deal;                   here’s where i’d put an obligatory joke                   about us having an unusual number of                   eyes in comparison to the typical human !

     ❝ Long time no experience in which we’re within reasonable           physical proximity of each other !  It’s not going to be ‘ long           time no see ’ because I’ve seen PLENTY -- speaking from           observation, it’s been a real HOOT to watch you choke those           little bunnies to death when your anger management exercises           take a dastardly turn: say, what are you going to do with all           those corpses ?  I could use a fur coat ! ❞

ooc ; i wasnt here for like 4 months. pls feel free to like for starter!!

                                    – GRQ'W WUXVW D KR.