light up.

thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot

let kirby eat how he wants

crybaby 💧

omgomgomg

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

Such a pretty nugget

@kush4kae tagged me to stop and take a hit. Now it’s @havingthehigh-timeofourlives, @mrs-420, @stoneycottage and @supremedickwizard turn to stop drop and take a hit.

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

Sad but tru…

420 Somewhere

:3