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I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don't even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like "heyyy there's our lawyer with no conscience!" and my character is like "well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?" and that's how we started the ace attorney plotline

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

You cannot remove yourself from the natural cycle of life and death.

I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he's like "I'm a magistrate" then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you're just like hm yeah that's the legal system for you

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

This post is now ten years old and still circulating. It has outlived countless generations of hamsters and the entire Trump administration, and people still pass it around because this one photographer a decade ago decided to put a little goodness into the world, and it makes me so happy

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

Dont let my intelligence distract from the fact that I'm stupid

High int and low wis

Or high wis and low int?

High int and high wis but terrible, TERRIBLE luck on the rolls

High int and wis, but with permanent disadvantage.

DING DING DING, BABY

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

my boy

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

An important article for all to read

Boy where did the fucking article go

Blatant Lies

Dinner Deformation

Can you tell me what tropes Astérix and Obélix gay sex are

So Cool, It’s Awesome

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

Fellas

LMFAO thank god

If your satire is so on point you get seen as the bigots you mocked, is it incredible satire or bad satire? 🤔😅

L + ratio + you speak from a place of narrow experience and apply those experiences to a far broader scope than they can accommodate instead of asking what might lie outside of your immediate perception + you don't interrogate the underlying assumptions shaping your own discourse + your arguments are reductive to the point of meaninglessness + you made up a guy to get mad at

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."