אני ישנ.ה וליבי ער

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

"boop war" this and "tumblr pvp" that. are we not all bonding? have you not met people you would have never heard of? do you not look at the url of the stranger who booped you and think wow, i just met someone who thought of me, even if its just for a boop, before hitting the boop button on them as well? do you not gain joy from this? even in the heat of battle, our humanity shows itself. we glance into the eyes of an opponent who holds our gaze ever so slightly too long for someone who's supposed to be an unfeeling soldier and we think to ourselves i'll miss you, stranger before we inflict a killing blow. the boops show us we're human

the fact that you have to confirm each boop is slowing down my psychological warfare a bit i will admit. but it isn't stopping it

you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

sure what's the worst that could happen

@uranium

"how did you spend your April fools?"

Truth: "I got into a slap fight with 500 strangers"

Me: scared to talk to moots

Also me: booping ppl I don't even know

I know it probably won't happen but I really hope the global boop counter gets to a billion

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

hey guys...i put a picture of a kity under the cut...

saw someone complaining about getting too many boops and blocking people. the opt out button is right there.

feel free to max out your boops on my blog. hit that button 1k times idc. you earn those paw badges

when ur mutual hasn't opted in yet