A Mess

guys dont ask me why but doesnt pink give you such she/her vibes... omg and blue is SO he/him... not sure why but it just makes sense ❤

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

misery commune

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called "the right wing"

If I became a my little pony my cutie mark would be a gaped boigina to signal to alphas that I'm ready for breeding

So there’s this terrifying statue currently touring England called KNIFE ANGEL that’s apparently supposed to raise awareness about knife crime or something but i cannot get over how the ppl organising events around this thing have absolutely no idea what tone to go for. Like what sort of Nightvale shit is this

REPTILES!

PONY VISIT!

K N I F E  A N G E L

this is what the knife angel looks like by the way. this is who the pony is visiting. this is what the reptiles are here for. the reason for the inflatables

Event: Knife Angel Family Fun Day

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)

ooo…. lady gagita

are you ever at the grocery feeling abnormal like oh fuck, everyone in the grocery store can tell I’m insane

Happy plagueiversary

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.