I am just running into people’s askboxes now and asking them to support the project.
PLEASE SUPPORT THE KELLIE WAYMIRE PROJECT
/// I'm actually getting in on this as a writer, and I'd love to see ALL members of Trek fandom help this amazing cause in memory of an amazing actress.
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
Mirror Universe Commander Tucker
Mirror Trip is simultaneously hot and terrifying.
//I WOULD. I SO WOULD.
#GrumpyCat wins the Golden Kitty at the 2013 Internet Cat Video Festival! #CatVidFest
This looks a lot like Captain Hernandez's cat...maybe an ancestor?
These pictures of Alexander Siddig are really important.
///DEAR JESUS THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING JACKALOPE WEARING A MOTHERFUCKING STAR TREK UNIFORM.
There's a replicator problem at Quark's.
Again.
I wonder what he tried to fix it with this time...
This is a real dinosaur foot.
It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
tHIS IS REALLY COOL OK
It died giving the finger.
BRING IT BACK TO LIFE
it’s not a dinosaur
it’s a giant bird
tumblr we just went over this
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s a fuckign moa you morons
Hmmmm...a moa foot was found making an extremely lewd gesture.
Must remember to show this to Julian...
//AHH a Miles!
///HOLY SHIT. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (Sorry, you get that a lot, and it's probably annoying as hell, but I couldn't stop myself!)
Yoshi has somehow discovered an ancient Earth show with an annoying singing dinosaur.
At a time when I can’t find my whiskey, no less.
I’m going to wander around the station and hope that I find something that’s broken so I can stay away until he falls asleep or until Keiko gets annoyed with the dinosaur too and makes him stop watching it.
When I find out who showed him this, I will make sure their replicator only spits out rotten potatoes.
Is that where he learned that song he’s always singing? It was cute the first three times but now … I have some springwine in my quarters. (And I won’t tell Keiko)
Also, environmental controls on the Promenade are offline. Fixing them should occupy a few hours of your time.
You're a life-saver, Kira, in more ways than one.
I'm fairly certain that that song somehow falls under the category of auditory torture, but I can't quite figure out how. Must pitch this to Odo as a method of getting Quark to start fessing up about things.
Yoshi has somehow discovered an ancient Earth show with an annoying singing dinosaur.
At a time when I can't find my whiskey, no less.
I'm going to wander around the station and hope that I find something that's broken so I can stay away until he falls asleep or until Keiko gets annoyed with the dinosaur too and makes him stop watching it.
When I find out who showed him this, I will make sure their replicator only spits out rotten potatoes.
((This is a follow-up oneshot to my really long fic that I wrote a few weeks ago. Posting it now so those who care can see the cuteness of the baby who becomes quite important in the last few chapters. Not spoilery because I've repeatedly told you all she becomes a thing. XD))
In honour of me getting 1,000 followers, I’m doing a giveaway. No, it’s not like those fancy giveaways with really cool stuff, because I have no money to ship or buy stuff. What I do have is the ability to write quite well.
So, here’s what’s going to happen:
Rules:
Now, go! I’ll be waiting.
// Or because I was bored while waiting for software to upgrade xD.
And sorry that I didn’t get to everyone!
NSFW
For the lovely USS Tumblrians <3
((OH MY GOD WE NEED THIS ON T-SHIRTS NOW.))
Deadpool
omg.
new favorite post on tumblr.
THE BEST THERE EVER WERE. THE END. :D
“Three, two, one… the signal is given.” Erika found herself pacing the bridge, trying to work off some of the nervous energy that had built up.
“Captain, I confirm the warheads are in place.” Kiona called through a few seconds later. “Malcolm and Kira are heading back to the beam in site now. I’m about to release the virus.”
“Hold on, we’ve run into a bit of a snag.” It was as though someone flicked an off switch on the gravity and Kiona, Malcolm, and Kira started to float helplessly. ”Activate your mag boots, Lieutenant, Colonel.”
“Mine’s not activating properly,” Kira said, sounding frustrated. ”Damn thing…”
Beverly checked her console and was alarmed by the readings. “We’ve got a leak in the pressure system. The virus is dispersing! You have to get out of there now!” she yelled.
“Should we transport Lts. Kiona or Reed to Kira’s site? She’s still out of transporter range.” Ezri asked Captain Archer.
Jon frowned. ”We need to find ways of widening transporter range in cases like this. If she’s out of transporter range, we couldn’t move them to her spot. Damn it. Any ideas?” He asked, turning to the engineers.”
B’Elanna spoke up from her seat at Reed’s console looking in the direction of the closest readouts on Kira’s suit, and she saw the problem almost immediately.
“Kira, I need you to follow my exact instructions. Press the third contact on the right hand side of your breast plate three times quickly.”
“OK.”
“Now, on the opposite side, do the same thing on the second contact.”
“Right.”
“Now try again.” There was a sigh of relief from Kira’s helmet and almost immediately the sound of running. B’Elanna looked around the bridge and shook her head. “I’ve been in that situation before, it’s an interfering field. I’d rather not talk about it.” She muttered, making sure she avoided Ezri’s eyes.
“Ready to beam out, Captain,” Mal said. ”Beam me first. No way I’m letting Lt. Kiona touch my button.”
"All right, let's get you three home," Miles said. He smiled at the console again. "Good to be working with you old friend," he said to the console as he pressed the button to bring Malcolm, Kiona, and Kira home.
