OF COURSE IT WAS NOT. I MERELY LIKED THE POST IN THE FORM OF A PIXEL HEART TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR YOUR (OBVIOUSLY ANTICIPATED) RETURN.

As you usually do! The pixel heart is much o8liged. I feel very valid8ted and secure now. I’m mostly joking, if that wasn’t clear enough.

"To make a long story short, the scorpions have adopted me as one of their own."

-The Fighter, who accidentally befriended a swarm of monstrous scorpions

Lightning and water are a bad combination and can be especially deadly to others. Keep up the good work, Scorpio!

Sometimes the stars want to tell you what’s up twice as much as usual. They are very chatty and they love to bother Scorpio in particular

Many people like Scorpios. They shouldn’t, but they do

please don’t show more 

Do not listen to all those lies telling you not to fight Scorpios. Fight all the fucking Scorpios. Fight them all the time

same

Knock yourself out. 

Have we? My apologies. The only impression you made was “whiny child”. I have too much on my plate right now. You know that, though. 

Sure. 

I am a child, you already harped on that. I'm seven, which means I wouldn't even 8e old enough to undergo my coron8tion even if that position still existed. Congratul8tions, you have accur8tely pinpointed the age that I've informed you of twice now.