uh huh honey

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

tonight’s mood is horny but like emotionally horny

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

yall: but what if-

me: 

ok but who else regrets everything they fuckin say

were you ever mad at someone you truly care then you block them in your life for a reason but everyday you have this urge to accept them back again? not because you want to talk to them but because you wanna check on them, know theyre okay, know theyre fine and know they’re doing well? 

just throw the whole nigga away