let me sleep

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

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God, that explains this:

Diavolo: Between MC and Barbatos, who do you think is scarier?

Lucifer: Barbatos.

Diavolo: *chuckles* Yes, Barbatos.

Barbatos: I beg to differ.

Lucifer and Diavolo: Huh?

Barbatos: MC, when upset, can make your life efficiently worst.

Lucifer: Why? What did they do?

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: They told me they had set a mouse free in the palace grounds.

Barbatos: And I still haven't found it.

Lucifer and Diavolo: ...

with everything else that happened it's easy to forget what an incredible entrance this was

found someone on twitter who stitched together the pan up and. dude.

you know, i dont inherently dislike the "villain reformed with the power of friendship" trope in anime (depends on the villain, usually works with typical shounen flair) but i think its fucking hilarious that rezero's take on it was like "he has to agree to let us all take turns beating the shit out of him. and we still wont like him anyway."

They also burned down his house and the only possession that gives him hope for the future and then still decided to beat him up more just for good measure. And told him to dress like a clown.

It's been over a year and to this day Otto will threaten to have him eaten by rats if he misspeaks

Tbf in Roswaal's case it's more like "we reformed him through the power of friendship...and this curse he cast on his soul that forbids him from being evil. That part really helps."

TRUE if he tries pulling any shit he will literally burst into flames. And die. Horribly. And Petra still rings out dirty towels into his tea every day. But, to be fair, his goal was actually to do that to Subaru if he lost the bet. At least he's a man of his word

Most of the people that Subaru cares for have harmed and/or killed him in one of his loops.

But Otto has been the only one to genuinely try to get Subaru killed, only to fumble so badly that he ended up dying instead.

Subaru would be the sort of person to find a way to bully Otto about this.

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

You guys know I have good posts too right?

this is a good post its super relatable i do the same thing

this is a good post

its super relatable

i do the same thing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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