I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

this is my favorite vine comp of all time

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

Love bonsai

I don’t know what dimension this took place in but it definitely wasn’t ours

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

rachel knows

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

u can tell that all the straights in the crowd didnt get the joke

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

Two churches located across the street from each other.

blua:

“You’re about this fat, see?” (via schizoduckie)

“it me”

“Yes Lenny, that’s the problem.”

honestly same

free car wash

well this got taken off of youtube and im c r y i n g so im going to upload it here because it took way to long to not be seen by the world hope you like it!!! 

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

…dude.

me at work: god working with straight people is so exhausting i need more gays

*management hires another gay*

me: