So Breathe It In And Take It Slow

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) WandaVision (2021)

Papparazi photo 😂

He’s sleeping on my arm :)

oh i hate it when the totally normal cannon that I have for my baby genital party explodes and kills someone. am i right ladies

If it kills a man, the baby’s a boy!

We call that one the Oedipus Wrecks

Oops that’s my gender

Gendered too hard.

The man that died went to school with my boyfriend. This was 15 miles from my house.

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

Is it this?

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

feels weird to be sitting in my living room while there's an attempted coup happening on a wednesday afternoon

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

this one did u see it

did u see this

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

ig: claricetheillustrator

spirit halloween is an interior design store

Ok but. Same.

Great song! Deserves a place on my shit's fucked playlist for sure!