“Existing. Why?”
"Everything about my existence is awful.”
The head is in a state of permanent existential crisis.
throws anabna smoothie at Face Ungrateful of KAreless Gamin
goody smoothie. up Drink
“Sadly, I cannot. I don’t have a body if you haven’t noticed.”
leaves a pile of entrails to consume with
“Why?”
leaves an anabna smoothie for the head
“I don’t have a stomach.”
I will save head. //picks up and runs
“Thank you? This is ridiculous.”
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“Not to her you wouldn’t be~” “Especially since you’re still talking~”
“Wonderful. I’m so glad.”
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“She’ll eat anything.” “No matter how done it is.”
“Dead for too long. Mostly fleshy. I’ll be horrible.”
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“Master loves bitter things~”
“Too done.”
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“You’re not too small if you’re served with something else.”
“Too bitter then.”
“I think we should~” “You’re just small enough to make a good snack~”
“No, I’m far too small. Find something else.”
Fun Fact, eating a decapitated head isn't good if you want to get ahead in something. It'll lead to some headaches later on in life.
“Normally, I would not appreciate these jokes, but they’re in my benefit for once. Slightly.”
“Should we fix that?”
“No. No we should not.”
“Hah. Nearly a week since someone last tried to eat me. New record.”