off time :]

The Akira bike slide and every animation ever made since the 1988/1990 film releases

Draw a vampire centaur.

Hey @shirecorn how about it?  This seems like something you’d do amazing things with.

His name is Von Anklebiter

i think about this tiktok literally every day

listening to bruce springsteen I am so lonely. I am an American and it’s killing me. Saxophone. This guilt will never leave me, I will be buried with it. One TWO THREE FO. I am gay. New Jersey is not so bad actually. Saxophone. My boss is stealing from me, I hate rich people. I am gay.

I feel so stupid for just noticing that Laszlo and Nadja have been coordinating their outfits for two seasons already

Like i had a feeling that theyre so in sync in style but they were litterally wearing the same type of embroided cloth, same color scheme and even similar lace cravats ans neckties?!?!?!

2 seasons....AND ITS SO ADORABLE!!!

Flanos

Crème caramel is just a FLAVOUR of flan

As opposed to like a CHOCOLATE flan

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

This is my summary of Midnight Mass

there are many benefits to being a wizard

Like what?

Pointy hats. Funny boots.

Inspired the most wizard-y wizard: Merlin

every so often i remember pog stands for pomegranate orange guava and i am struck down by the sheer strength of the butterfly effect

1. Haleakala Dairy creates a juice of passion fruit (not pomegranate, my bad), orange, and guava and calls it "P.O.G."

2. A game involving milk bottle caps pops up in the 70s, haleakala makes their lids collectable to play that game with the "POG" label

3. Game gets very popular in the 90s, gets called "pogs" based on the og caps (primarily) used having "POG" on them

4. Streamer Ryan Gutierre makes funny haha exaggerated faces in 2010

5. In 2011, same guy releases a video called "Pogs Championship"

6. PogChamp emoji is created, short for the "Pogs Championship' video, and its used to signify excitement (also sometimes "Play Of the Game" since it shares an acronym)

its all fruit

Just to finish the "PogChamp" narrative because it's kinda interesting:

7. After skyrocketing, in use upon the release of Overwatch in 2016 (which utilised the term "Play Of the Game"), "PogChamp" would eventually become shortened by Twitch users to "pog" (and then "poggers"), escaping into the lexicon of the wider internet around 2019.

8. On January 6th, 2021 Gutierre has a 'milkshake duck' moment by stoking unrest in response to the US Capitol Hill riots.

9. The same day, Twitch removes the emote from their platform.

10. In an effort to distance "pog" from Gutierre, Twitch has the PogChamp emote display a rotation of faces similar to the original before selecting a permanent replacement in the form of a... Komodo dragon?

Whether or not the term "pog"/"poggers" will outlive their association with Gutierre is to be seen. Perhaps pog will once again fade into relative obscurity only to be inexplicably revived by Gen Alpha following another utterly unpredictable series of events.

So they agree, commuting hours are work hours

If anybody’s employer starts talking like this make them pay you for your commute lol

“alright then, by my calculations you owe me in commute back pay about--”

“wait wait wait”

Full offense but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer