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Half of what the male had said sounded like gibberish to her, she only learnt proper English and not what ever he was using for half of his words. From what she could understand she could tell that he had called someone an idiot, but who was something she did not know. ❝…So did you just call me an idiot, or did you call yourself an idiot?…. or maybe you were talking about someone else..?❞

   There was only so much idiocy that he could take and this was by all means and standards off the chart. Such a childish, cheeky individual was just the kind of person that he like to avoid where possible because they really got his blood boiling in anger. His eyebrows furred over as he merely glared at the raven hared female for a extended moment. But upon her accusation he simply couldn't take it any longer. "Ya' tha' bloody Idiot! What tha' hell d' ya' want anyway?!" Clenching both of his fist into small balls at either side of himself, he was loosing patience at a rapid pace with this girl already and she had only been in his presence for a little over 30 seconds.

❝You are so tiny. You don’t even reach my shoulders. What are you, like 5?❞

    His teeth clenched together in sheer and utter unamusement at he given comment towards him. Just who exactly did this brat thing that she was. This was precisely why he despised such people. "What's it ta' do with ya'?! Are ya' gonna act like a spoilt brat all ya' life?! What even are ya' anyway? Clearly a idiot."

Let's play the 'Word Association Game'! Send my muse a word, any word, and they'll respond with the first word that comes into their head.

Abusive plots;

Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.

                  “Hm?”

        Cue the tamer shifting her gaze from the open trunk that lays near her bed to face the short male with little attention. Truth be told she couldn’t care less about what the other was complaining about, for she knew how much of a grump Peter could be, yet the mention of children makes her rears perk up “Kids you say?” a pause and her eyebrow raises in curiousity “Does Joker know about this? You know whe can’t shoo them away without his permission.”

His eyebrow lifted up somewhat unamused by the given reaction to his presence and the subjects to which he had raised. "I haven't seen Joker yet but I will tell him about it when I find him. It isn't like I have done anything about it yet anyway so that makes no difference." Adopting a somewhat blunt tone he cocked his head to the side just slightly. Slipping his arms over his chest he folded them in place with one and other in a somewhat sluggish manner. "I was only warning you about it for now. I haven't forgotten about the rules you know."

Text my muse one of the following...

valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

❥ “That’s very true, what you just said.”

❥ “I like you a lot.” For now, at least. 

"Of course its true, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't. Who are you anyway?"

❥ “I sure as hell don’t wanna look like this, though!”

"I hope I never get caught. This is too much fun~"

"Well if you don't do that, then you're not going to look like that." A short smile curled onto his lips. "Then don't get caught then. They're morons anyway so it shouldn't be too hard."

⊰♔⊱ “But I do have friends. It’s not a lot but I do. Nevertheless mother always claims that.” The child tilted his head to a side a little while raised his eyebrow, confused. Did he just win a nick name from Peter?"Am I Smile? How so…? I have never talked to you before…how do you know me?"

"Well that's your choice not mine." Retracting his arm once again, he brought it back to it original position, crossed loosly over his chest along with his other arm. "Yes you are Smile. Thats why I called you that. Why else would I call you that?" He rolled his eyes as he spoke. "I don't know Joker gave you that nickname so that's what I will call you. so don't go ignore them if people start calling you smile."

❥ “Practicing getting arrested. I’m gonna get caught sometime, you know?”

"Why would you even practice for that though. If you are going to get arrested then you are going to get arrested. You never know it could even end up not happening like that."