Isopod Charm // metalclothandwood

ZENDAYA

recreates Venus and Serena Williams’ 1998 Vogue photoshoot — April 18, 2024

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Love on Tour: Madrid (via denizashouse)

Cheikh Tall , Chuka Enemuo , Tamsir Thiam , Massaer Seck, Cheikh Kebe ,  Alpha Dia , Winston Lawrence & Ottawa Kwami at Off-White SS 20

“Project’s Chick” ft. Melyssa Ford photographed by Kevin Knight (April 2001)

The first night after heatwave & The cottongrass-beast by Miikka Lönnqvist ( mkklnn.jpg )

Svn.die

@milfzatannaz

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

flat apartment pointed toe ballerina platforms in black & butter