THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

Stress level : Kim K when she lost her diamond earring in the ocean

brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali-

me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

reading a fic and tryin to work out wat position theyre in like-

aka: Wait, is he still wearing his pants?

no i was talking about girls sorry

NO PROBLEM 

*clears throat*

aka: Wait, is she still wearing her pants???

i like u

dafuq did I just watch

how is this video still going around its been years

oh my god

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this is the purest sponsored post ive ever seen

god bless

tag yourself i’m the sleepy face

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium