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brooke.

@cashtonscalling-blog / cashtonscalling-blog.tumblr.com

i fucking love you... muke clemmings
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calum5sos
Anonymous asked:

i had a dream that calum and i went to an amusement park and he held my hand, made fun of me for freaking out on roller coasters -_-. He won we stuffed animals and bought me cotton candy and food, he also would kiss my cheek and call me babe, then he took me home and we had sex lol. MY MOM WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE. im not even lying, i dreamt this and i want to dream it again liam.

calum5sos answered:

THAT’S SO CUTE PLEASE 

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lunabloodlust

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny

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juneboba

REVOLVR did the impossible—turning shit to gold [original link]

i’ve had enough

Someone link Igloo to this

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this took a turn

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igloo-australia-iffy-azuzu

Happy Friday!

i need help i cant breathe 

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cuntwarrior

this is the funniest video on the internet hands down bye

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just5sossmut

please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

  • approve of it
  • am romanticizing it
  • have a kink with regard to it
  • think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villian

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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hensa

GOES FOR VISUAL ARTISTS TOO

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maarnayeri-blog

So you’re telling me a white terrorist responsible for the killing of 9 churchgoers is able to be detained safely and will probably be afforded a trial, but children like Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin and Aiyana Stanley-Jones (none of which committed any grievance other than existing while black) absolutely needed to be executed to the point that none of the officers responsible for their murders were convicted of any crimes?

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Rivalry to Romance AUs

  • We hate each other but we both have a mutual friend so we have to put up with each other AU
  • This is a mandatory partner project and since everybody else is taken I have to have you as my partner AU
  • You’re my jerk barista who purposely screws up my name when I order my caffeine fix AU
  • The Proposal AU
  • You used to bully/mess with me in elementary school and it turned out it was because you had a major crush on me AU
  • I’m trying to recruit members for my club but you keep stealing away all my potential recruits AU
  • You spoil all the things I’m into and it’s really pissing me off AU
  • So I have to spend the night at my longtime rival’s house, everything will totally be fine because their parents are there (or not) AU
  • If you aren’t serious about this play then leave AU
  • I know you don’t like me but I really need help passing this class AU
  • Don’t tell anyone you saw me crying AU
  • I don’t want to go to this party/dance alone so please be my date AU
  • Just got caught under the mistletoe with my arch-nemesis and now everything is slow changing between us AU
  • You come to the restaurant I work at and choose me as your waiter(ess) every time just to annoy me and I can’t do anything in retribution or I’ll get fired AU
  • I spilled my lunch on this person one time and now they hate me AU
  • A Walk to Remember AU
  • You’re the Gantu to my Stitch AU
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stormsbreadth

a list of aus for when your otp is really competitive 

  • we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust
  • we kind of got past the point of 'taking this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off but I really do not mind at all. 
  • I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event
  • a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me
  • you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um
  • we’re always making stupid bets like 'bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you
  • did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker
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