YASSSSS

Literally me inside my head every day ever

Certain breeds of dogs such as the Golden Retriever can be grown on potted plants. They take roughly 5 months to mature and takes nutrients from the sun and water during this time. 

You mean… Golden ReTREEver.

Boy, bye.

Zoe needs extra credit for this.

No games!

She black

Taurus/Gemini/Scorpio

People cheering and celebrating new year’s in each time zone as it hits 12:00am is like participating in a worldwide ‘wave’.

How to #roll #flip

she’s in fucking heels what a godess

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

this bitch deadass about to cry because they wearing the same colour

oh my god ?

Left: Aquarius, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gem Middle: Capricorn, Leo, Aries, Virgo Right: Libra, Cancer, Pisces, Taurus

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

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I really wanna eat this peeled watermelon

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

Representation is SO important.