Twi | ins

I answer for no one.

having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

why do i have to format emails like i’m writing a letter to my fucking husband on the frontlines of the long war. my dearest gregory. it has been too long since i’ve held in my embrace. o, that these travails shall lead us to one another again. my sincerest, fondest thoughts go with you in this, your hour of need. i have attached the requested documents in .pdf format. thanks!

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

hUH

aleks’ face is just too steamy for tumblr i guess

I mean, I knew I wasn’t the only one who started new horizons like this…

peak comedy